My Dearest Clare,
When you soon arrive, and are coddled by smiling strangers calling themselves your family, please kindly disregard the following - it's no cause for alarm:
1. The bruises on your Mommy's face, hands, and knees where it looks like she slid into 1st base. http://thetennysontwoandahalf.blogspot.com/
2. The funny-looking black boot on Aunt Dawny's right foot.
3. The traffic-stopping NEON pink apendage up to Cousin Raegan's left thigh.
4. The black, blue, AND bloody mouth of your Papa. (Seems he likes to kiss ladders!)
5. The "fat lip" on your G-pa Rick from his collision with the back of Raegan's head.
6. AND the bandaid on Dibee's finger where she nipped it while cutting an onion.
We all love you very much and are committed to your safety - I promise!
P.S. - Oh yeah! You might also want to just simply ignore the part in your baby book where it summarizes your delivery - that wonderful day that God gave us you - and says that your nurses called a CPS representative before they called the ob/gyn and anestiologist!
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4 comments:
Very funny! What a bunch of clutzes (sp?) we are! Poor, poor Clare--she is entering the twilight zone! Oh well, aside of our breakages, bruises, etc...I think we are a pretty normal, fun-loving bunch. Could she really ask for better? Hee, hee!
dawny, you forgot the dark circles under my eyes!
Oh how funny! Really who wants to be in a perfectly normal family anyway? Clare is so lucky to have all of you: bruises, bumps, bunions, and breaks included!
haha...dawn you are so funny! does having a $1500 car repair and having your debit card stolen...and used by one of your employees...all in the same week count as a bump or a bruise??...if so, count Ash amoung the casualities this week!!!
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